Makes gifs and draws sometimes.

Midwest correspondent for Brine Weekly. Dedicated to building Gooby's personal brand. Night Manager/Webmaster at Dads Inn. Definitely not a member of The Sons of Ra. Does tweets.

Sturdy and mean, like a goat.

What am I drinking right now? Bitch, you know it’s Oberon. 

Also known as one of the best things about spring/summer in Michigan.